married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

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Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.

Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.

by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007

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Single Pringle

A single male or female. The whole 'pringle' part is added just because it rhymes...

Larry: Bruh, dat GURL better be a single pringle.
Jeff: She won't be no single pringle when I'm done with her.

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016

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Shinglepoob

The act of defecating off ones roof, wiping your buttocks with a shingle, and slapping a friend in the face with said shingle.

Skyler broke my cats leg so i mounted up for the shinglepoob.

by Dr. Poob November 12, 2010

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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

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