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scratchtuity

When your waitress is a bitch and expects a tip, you give her a scratchtuity. Thus, you black out the entire tip line on the receipt. A blending of the words "scratch" and "gratuity," in case you didn't figure that out already.
That waitress was completely and utterly rude. She made me pay for barbeque sauce, and she spat in my beverage. I am going to give her a scratchtuity.
by vachement1126 April 13, 2007
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Scranchy

(adj)- the condition a water bottle is in after being used. 2. the screeching sound heard from squeezing a used bottle.
That bottle is very scranchy after being used for a while.
by scranchy1 February 28, 2011
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Scratchy

Shane: Struth! Look at the Moolah i got from this Scratchy!
Hayden: Bloody Oath! Wana go grab a bundy?
Shane: Rack Off, Ill Bash you.
by Aussie Bogan September 6, 2008
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Arnold Scratchanigger

Easier way to spell arnold swarchanigger. Also a better way to pronounce just make sure there isn't any black guys around.
Blacky turns to see if any black people or minorities is around then proceeds to say "Arnold Scratchanigger is one ripped nigger"
by BlackerKid November 2, 2011
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Scratcher

A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.
"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"
by Which Shoes? April 6, 2016
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scratchitti

it is a form of graffiti when you scratch your tag on to glass on a bus,train,bus shelter etc.

and tools to use to do this is.

Lava Rock.

Pumice Stone.

Knives.

Keys.

Scissors.

Box Cutters.

Exacto Knife

And some tools like screwdrivers,drill bits and so on.

There is also another form of scratchitti known as Acid Etching which doesnt show up on the glass at first but slowly starts to burn its way on the glass in a short period of time.

the tools you need are acid etching kits from craft stores or websites.
Person 1: Have you done scratchitti before.

Person 2: No blud.

Person 1: You should try it it's fun.
by streets is ghetto June 27, 2009
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fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable
Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!
by Pinter Cisbod May 9, 2003
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