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sandra bland

A black female who was murdered by a police officer in Waller County Jail center who was dead in her mug shot #whathappendtosandybland
Sandra Bland was killed and harassed by Texas Police Officers.
by BlackLivesMatter August 19, 2015
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Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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Sandra

Sandra is a very special kind of woman. She is an Oriental, but not all freaky about that. Sandra has the most incredible voice on the planet. She is also as loyal a girl as you`ll ever meet. Even when she seems out of reach, she won`t hesitate to make your life heaven long-distance. Sandra is smart, funny, a great artist, and an incredibly sexariffic woman. She`s a bit nerdy, but that`s the charm of a Sandra. She is logical and reaonable, and keeps her head during hard times. More than anything, Sandra is the best friend a Levi could have.
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by llewxamardnasox July 30, 2011
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Bernie Sanders

A crazy old commie who wants to ruin America
Im glad Bernie Sanders isnt president
by Obamna December 18, 2020
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adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.
Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.
by john October 29, 2004
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Sadderday

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.
Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
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Sanders

Honestly, one of the very best people you will ever meet. She may have the name of her great-grandfather (A guy! I know, right? Did her parents really know she was a girl?) But anyone who meets her absolutely loves her and she has SO many friends, really, her personality is amazing and fits for everyone. She's actually really gorgeous and doesn't know it. She usually has really curly dark hair and a big smile. She's really funny and really relates to everyone, is never mean and always a friend who's there for you. Always supporting you. While others tend to make mistakes and mean jokes without thinking about it or realising someone is sensitive to it, she may laugh along but will always make sure you are okay with it and never make the jokes herself. Always has to be sure that you are okay with something before she makes the joke. Usually right and is very good at debating, not a very fun to argue with her because she will always prove your wrong. Not in a bragging way, but she knows her facts. She has the body of an angel, yet loves everyone else just how they are. Not afraid to stand up for you or to anyone else.

She is either bisexual, some other kind of LGBTQ+ or is just really sus. Constantly goes on about both boobs and abs, says both are equally perfect. Parents love her and she is CRAZY smart. Literally gets A's in all her subjects yet she doesn't follow protocol, isn't afraid to be unique.
She could absolutely get into any university, smart enough to do any job, but isn't afraid to do what she loves. She is very creative and very talented at what she does, usually aspires to be an artist of something along the lines.Sanders is the best person to get advice from, and always knows how to fix a problem. Happy to take the blame for you because while beautiful on the outside, she really is stunning on the outside. She is so friendly to everyone.

While Sanders may have the figure of an angel, she does not believe in angels, or maintaining her figure. Thankfully her body does it for her. Otherwise, judging from the amount of junk food she eats and her little to none form of exercise, well...she knows it's true.

If you don't know a Sanders, even one that could be named after Colonel Sanders, find one. Meet one. Because you are missing out on the most amazing woman on the planet. I love her so much, and you will too. Guaranteed.
"Sanders told me I look amazing AGAIN today. I love her more than anything." Aimee said.

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"Have you seen that girl?" John said.

"You mean the one with the strangest name ever?" Will replied.

"Yeah. That's the one. Sanders. Isn't she smoking?"

"Too bad she's taken. By a girl."
by girlwiththebestfriendever November 23, 2021
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