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Slagle

Samson Slagle is a great kid
by The Slagle's May 19, 2024
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Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.
You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee
by ChasG June 25, 2024
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Spagleszs

spag = cum/male ejaculation
leszs = lets
yo jamal spagleszs
yo jamal lets cum
by snkjx June 26, 2024
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Scaglet

A tenacious loogie which is difficult to hock up and may impede your ability to speak.
I couldn't talk due to the scaglet swinging from my vocal cords.
by The Counterpuncher December 7, 2024
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Swagger

Friend 1: Hey you see that guys he seems swagger
Friend 2: OMG ITS DSP THE SWAGGIEST GUY ON EARTH
by cooten April 14, 2025
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Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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