Sour patch kid

Oons

Oony is a sour patch kid.

by Oons May 8, 2021

sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

Sour Strip

When you pour citric acid into your asshole and later shart your pants leaving a "sour strip".

Man I just layed a sour strip in my pants.

by Real Sour Ham Man June 10, 2023

San Francisco Sour Dough

A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth

How was last night?

Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.

Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?

Yeah

by Ericsegall April 3, 2021

Pussy sour

An upright skank who's pussy smells like sour milk mixed with dirty dick.

Look at her, thinking she's all that. When the truth is she pussy sour

by Funny frog November 11, 2025

Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

Sour skittles

ITS NOT TASTE THE RAINBOW ANYMORE ITS TASTE THE CHEMICAL BURN

Ow my tongue hurts from all the sour skittles I ate

by eaten_fridge July 30, 2024