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Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.
"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"
by Hattie June 23, 2005
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ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.
Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.
by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008
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OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson continues to walk as a free man (for now anyway).
by FrankHardy May 10, 2008
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The Simpsons

The best show ever made. the only people who think family guy is better are the ones who have never seen simpsons episodes from the golden years (season 4-8), which are way more clever and consistently funny than anything family guy has ever put out. just think how terrible family guy would be if it went on for 18 seasons.
after watching seasons 4-8 of the simpsons on dvd, i realized that i'm a fucking idiot for ever thinking family guy was the best show ever.
by aids111 November 11, 2006
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simisola

A simple caring and loving girl. She is an important person in your friendship cycle. You can call her Simi or Simibi or any other proper nickname.

She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.

She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.

She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities

She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist

She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.

She is also very funny and jovial
"Our party needs something to spice it up "
"Yeah where is Simisola "
by Simbi d comedian December 29, 2018
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simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.
by simp2020 July 21, 2020
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Simp

A man with no self-respect who wants attention from beautiful women to fill the void in his ego. He puts out time, energy (both physical and emotional), and attention to a woman in hopes that she reciprocates, but it's clear that she doesn't respect or appreciate him. They are often used as an "emotional dumpster" by the woman.

Often when he wants something in return or talks about something his own problems, all she can say is "that sucks" or some other short, curt response showing she doesn't care about his feelings.
"That guy is such a simp. That girl is just using him for attention and meals but she doesn't really care about him."
by Lei-Get November 15, 2020
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