poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

Scoopula

A really annoying girl on twitter who just talks to her friends. She never has something important to say.

Ms. Scoopula, would you please shut up?!

by LeanyJ January 28, 2011

scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.

She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.

My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!

by Googles December 1, 2004

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

Comparing ice cream to sexually attractive people or things

Strawberry Short Titties
Rocky Titties
Vanilla Fudge Titties
Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

by fat kid in movie theater June 20, 2011

Scoop Dunk

When you take two (or three) fingers and scoop the last bit of shiza out of another man's anus and then dunk it directly into their mouth.

"James, are you going to let me scoop dunk you tonight?" "Only if you bring extra saran wrap."

by shizajim September 9, 2011

scooping

When you are having sex or had sex with someone.

Alex told his roommate Ariel not to go in the dorm room because he was scooping for about an hour with the girl from the party and needs to clean up.

by El Argenis A.K.A. "Henis" August 9, 2006