russian cough syrup

Bleach. Will kill 100% of germs... and probably you. Only Russians in Soviet Russia can drink this.

In Soviet Russia, we fight colds with Russian cough syrup. Will kill everything, yaes.

by stravick August 14, 2017

Louisiana-Russian Roulette

Drinking game with several friends.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.

Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.

Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.

Drunk Kid: Hey lets play Louisiana-Russian Roulette!

Everyone Else: Thats a terrible idea.

by lazystupidorcorrupt December 6, 2010

dirty white russian

A white russian made with breast milk

Yea my girl gave a little bit of that all-natural milk for my dirty white russian.

OR

I like to get my wife nice and drunk so I can get those dirty white russians straight from the tap.

by neilruby1 November 22, 2019

Russian Dairy King

When a man stands over a women’s mouth with a hard on. The women pulls the man’s penis while the man defecates in her mouth.

Like the soft serve ice cream machines. Thus the Russian Dairy King is well...

by Um Ye-Hea February 8, 2010

russian bot

Sadly what the media labels innocent libertarians/conservatives online to silence them. Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?

Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.

by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT May 7, 2018

Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009

Russian Trade

When you take something of a person's, and they take something of yours in return, forcing you both to give back what you took.

Bobby took my pencil. I took his notebook. Then we exchanged back because it was a Russian Trade.

by Cammmmmmerrron January 11, 2010