BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025

slappin' a rump

to turn right while in a car or on foot

"Where is this place, man?"

"You need to be slappin' a rump right here, dude."

by Demoknight November 9, 2009

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014

Nutting in the rump

You cured in her bum

Oi bruv did were you nutting in the rumpus last night with (insert Dick joke here)

by Bruhnana man February 14, 2021

Clump and rump

You grab a handful of balls and pull to get rid of the itch

Dylan- “what the fuck are you doing”
Logan-“itching my balls”

Dylan-“are you using the pinch and roll?”
Logan-“no gang im using clump and rump ©”

by Pepperxp April 26, 2025

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019