golden rod

1). Zueses dick
2). while pissing a man gets his dick sucked using piss as lube

1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod

by dr. prostate exam December 8, 2010

throw a rod

masturbation. made in an auto tech shop by horny people.

if I see any hot naked chicks im gonna throw my rod

by BUBBA December 31, 2004

Chocolate rod

A black guy's pecker.

Kathy's taking his chocolate rod.

by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010

Ruby Rod

Having one's phallus coated in menstrual blood following a sexual engagement.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I totally got Ruby Rodded last night!
Dude 2: Brah, that's like mad gross, yo...
Dude 1: Doesn't matter; had sex.

by Pete Perini January 2, 2012

Rigid Rod

A phrase used to describe when a person is thrusting against their still partners rigid member.

I was thrusting against his rigid rod.

by Flat 59 January 24, 2014

Von Hot Rod

Meaning something beautiful, Something Unique and hard to find....something like Von HotRod. something With such love and care. Something you cant let go, even if the world is falling, Even if you have to let go. Von hot rod has Perfection, love, life, and everything you need to make life what you want. Nothing can ever change Von Hot Rod

"There is nothing like Von Hot Rod."

by MegLynn975 February 3, 2010

Minnesota Shower Rod

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.

After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.

by xah639 February 12, 2013