Russian Room Service

The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.

*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.

The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.

by Anna Recksick April 2, 2008

locker room

Older slang term for Amyl or Butyl nitrate, which used to be sold in sex shops, so-named probably because some people find the chemical has an odor slightly akin to dirty socks. Also called "rush" or "popper." The chemical causes a sudden and dramatic expansion of the blood vessels, creating an intense rush, often followed by a feeling of light-headedness. Often used at raves, and in dancehalls/discos. Very popular with gay men, to increase the intensity of the orgasm. Amyl or Butyl nitrate used in conjunction with drugs intended to correct erectile dysfunction (e.g., Viagra) is potentially fatal.

Amyl nitrate by inhalation (in appropriate quantities, and administered by a physician) acts as an antidote for cyanide poisoning, by causing the body to produce methemoglobin which combines with the cyanide to form nontoxic cyanmethemoglobin.

Man, no way was I gonna toke on that weed - Joey soaked it in locker room.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

dollar fifty hotel room

The red line train that runs from howard to 95th street in chicago.

Homeless people use the red line train in chicago as a dollar fifty hotel room.

by dave February 3, 2004

Room temperature IQ

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.

Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Roomba

A whore who sucks every dick in the room/party.

Did you hear about Lisa, she sucked everyone's dick like a roomba at the office party last night.

by ThatGDamnPotato December 18, 2017

Room for Squares

The best cd ever made. If you don't have it, buy it and listen to it over and over again.

Room For Squares is better than any of your sucky-ass Good Charlotte cds.

by Maggie November 20, 2003

lesbian chat room

a chat room where a bunch of young whony boys go into to look for naked pictures of women. also, where young boys go to have cyber sex and it turns out 90 % of the time they are both men

igetkrunnkk91: yo billy-joe, lets head over to the lesbian chat room and get some naked pics homey

hillbillybillyjoe: yea man, my sister aint givin me nothin anymore, i'm so whorny ive been beatin' my jizzin johnson like it owes me money

by rob is the man September 21, 2005