Republican

chastised for:

being filthy rich, including but not limited to: teresa heinz kerry, bill clinton, all of hollywood.

controlling the media, this is why we see a lot of pro war documentaries and pro capitalism pictures.

because they should give enough money to taxes to where they dont get to benefit from their achievements, whether inherited or self earned.

however, mostly they are harassed because they are in office right now.

(republicans) are known for their trophy wives. - al franken

by both parties are twisted December 4, 2006

Republican Christianity

An extreme right-wing view held by a very, very small percentage of the population. Not everyone who votes Republican fits the above description. Nowhere in the Bible is democracy even mentioned, let alone Jesus commanding people to vote one way or another. George Bush is not in direct communication with God. How can some people be so ignorant and rant such silly and thoughtless self-righteous garbage, while insinuating they are more intelligent than 53% of the country (who are creationists)?

If you sincerely believe Republican Christianity are plotting to take over the world or revoke the Constitution or some non-sense, douse yourself in kerosene and torch your body on a street corner in order to get your message to the masses. They might care for a second.

by TheLastNormalPerson November 2, 2007

republican

Anti-Communist who doesn't want the government to take out 75% of every upper-class citizen's paycheck and give it to an un-deserving person who is perfectly capable of working but just prefers not to and would rather receive hard-working successful peoples' money that was stolen from them by democrat government officials. A republican also believes that if terrorist extremists attack the USA, we should fight back.

First time voter: I'm not sure who I want to vote for. Who do you like?

Smart Person: Well, it depends. From what you told me, you receive 900$ per week at the job you have now. A democrat president would have 350$ of your paycheck taken out every week to pay minorities such as mexicans and negroids who don't like working, but are perfectly capable of working. A republican would only take enough taxes out of your paycheck for what is absolutely necessary for the country, such as to repair roads, pay school systems for supplies needed, etc. A democrat believes that any minority doesn't have to work and can just get paid for hard-working peoples' labor while they sit back and receive checks for nothing

First time voter: Wow, only an idiot would vote democrat.

by Jason Smithsonian March 16, 2008

Black Republican

Someone who is really sketchy and suspicious. Someone who can't be trusted.

Guy: Hey that guy wants to meet me in an alley!
Girl: That's creepy AF.
Guy: Yeah he seems like a Black Republican.

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Liberal Republican

1: One who collects fecal matter

2: An idiotic oxymoron

3: A myth

I once thought I was a Liberal Republican, but it turns out I was just a bed-wetter.

by Incog-NEATO! May 29, 2010

Republican tears

A term used by others when a republican becomes too emotional and starts crying, typically used to mock right-winged associates. It's also used as an insult to republicans who got too cocky stating "Well Specific Candidate will win the election, Specific Candidate 2020 that their president would win the election, but only to be proven wrong days later.

Democrat/Liber 1: Seems like the republicans got too cocky and their president lost.
Democrat/Liberal 2: Yeah, guess it seems like it's time to drink some Republican tears.

by RepublicanTears November 6, 2020

republican

political party that people actually used to like until mr. trump came along

“i heard cade was a republican”

“ugh that’s why he can’t get a girlfriend”

by lilgambino December 11, 2020