rectangular pizza

a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of

anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

any normal person: hey do you want pizza

social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?

any normal person: absolute schmuck

by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022

Rectalplasm

Involuntary leakage of the rectum

I farted so hard, there was some rectalplasm.

by RamboBigDawg14 August 19, 2022

Rectangle Man Diff

A Rectangle Man Diff is when a Reinhardt is single handedly carries his team by outplaying and embarrassing the enemy tank usually another Reinhardt

The opposing team was unable to win due to a Rectangle Man Diff

by Nekomancercutie October 20, 2022

Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 28, 2022

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Rectal Seepage

The leftovers after anal sex, that leaks out on the bed.

Susie was over last night, we banged, but she left some Rectal Seepage as a going away gift....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023