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shy, bi, and ready to cry 

Someone who is shy/introverted, bisexual, and emotional.

"Oh, don't be shy, you can tell me everything."
"Look I'm shy, bi, and ready to cry so don't try me."

shy, bi, and ready to cry by DefinitelyNotARedPanda September 17, 2020

Readed 

Srly, u that stupid?

A: I readed a book last night
B: *kills A*
A: *dies slowly in pain*

Readed by Im bored August 31, 2018

game ready 

The state of being high. Prevalent in cannabis culture. References the tendency of the pothead to prepare for any activity (ie soccer, basketball, poker, watching tv, ultimate frisbee) by first indulging in his/her favorite pasttime.

Dick: Hey Joe, this new jam band has a song with three 10 minute solos. You wanna give them a listen?

Joe: Dude, if I'm gonna listen to that shit we need to get game ready.

game ready by poizon_elff October 31, 2007

Hot and Ready 

A girl that is willing to engage in {sexual} activities on the first encounter

Basically, a girl that you meet in the club that is willing to fuck you that same night; she is called a "Hot and Ready," because she's got a hot pussy and she's ready to fuck.

consider little caesars pizza, you can go there and walk out with a hot a ready pizza without waiting therefore cutting out the bullshit of waiting. The same thinking applies when going to the club. So you go to the club meet a "hot a ready" take her home and {smash} cutting out all the bullshit.

Hot and Ready by thekidd7 June 15, 2008

getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

getting ready by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

My Body is Ready 

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.

Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.

My Body is Ready by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011