Quarenfling

A relationship you are able to pursue because you have a lot more free time because of the quarantine. Someone to help take the stress off

Guy 1: I noticed you and Rachel have been spending a lot more time together

Guy 2: yeah, things are stressful right now and it’s good to be able to have someone to help take the stress off. Nothing serious, just a quarenfling

by Kylo Wren March 18, 2020

Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.

I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.

by One Science March 20, 2020

quarantinsanity

Going crazy as a result of the the solitude and boredom from the quarantine enforced to stop the spread of the SARS-CoV-2 virus that causes the COVID-19 disease.

noun

I think I'm suffering from quarantinsanity.

adjective

We are all going quarantinsane.

by qhm 23252 March 21, 2020

Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share

I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie

by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020

Quaranting

Your boo thing during quarantine and self-isolation.

Im about to facetime my quaranting.

I found a new quaranting.

Watching Netflix with my quaranting.

by honebooforyou March 26, 2020

Quarantine Bomb

Taking an Irish Car Bomb (Lunchbox in Ireland) to ease the boredom of literally everything getting cancelled due to Corona virus.

It's 5:00. Nothing better to do. Time for a quarantine bomb.

by Adambom42 March 28, 2020

Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020