The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
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a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
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Get the cold in my professions, warm in my friendships mug.Ty Gibbs is a professional stock-car driver piloting the #54 entry for Joe Gibbs Racing. Ty Gibbs is the grandson of Joe Gibbs, and the son of Coy Gibbs. Ty Gibbs won the 2022 NASCAR XFINITY Series Championship, and also has some Arca Series background. Ty Gibbs won his first race in the Xfinity Series at Daytona.
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Get the Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver) mug.A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.
by Athlone April 18, 2012
Get the Black Professional. mug.when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
Get the the nutty professor mug.1. Scrabble-enjoying hetero soo-per genius (sorry, Who Banger, not "faggot"... but I can't fault you for wishful thinkin'...) who can't afford to go to the prom because he has to save every effin' dime to go to MIT and invent the technology to keep America #1 so ungrateful homophobes like Who Banger can whine on this website.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
Why yes, Professor X kicks ass at Scrabble and has two parents who reminded him on prom night that the fat chick wasn't worth chewing his arm off at dawn to escape from the motel room.
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
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