Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

Patter

Patter is wit we call banter no fucking pissin on yer head teacher

Youve got shite patter

by Mr McLightswitch May 16, 2022

patterdale terrier

A doge that nobody knows about, which looks like a seal lol.

Jeff wanted a patterdale terrier mug, but the didnt sell em.

by ArloTheDoge June 6, 2022

Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!

My grandpa was such a plaster.

by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022

plasterfication

when one has become so extremely intoxicated on alcohol that they shouldn't be able to move at all but still function with 100% parameters in check. speech however, is typically still effected by the alcohol at this point.

Smashed that whole 12 pack and a 5th of the Tennessee, plasterfication completed! Proceed to moped and drive over the hills!

by thesegafreak12 January 8, 2023

Patternous

When the numbers for time and score in Rocket League follow a pattern

Paul: The score is 2-2 with 3:03 left.

Ron: That’s Patternous

by DaVinster81 February 1, 2023

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023