plasterfication 

when one has become so extremely intoxicated on alcohol that they shouldn't be able to move at all but still function with 100% parameters in check. speech however, is typically still effected by the alcohol at this point.

Smashed that whole 12 pack and a 5th of the Tennessee, plasterfication completed! Proceed to moped and drive over the hills!

plasterfication by thesegafreak12 January 8, 2023

Plastification 

is the process of becoming *plastic*; either physically (appearance) or mentally (behaviour)

*plastic* to be perfect in appearance and conforms to the beliefs and behaviour of the other plastics around them (eg. bitchy)

"omg...she is soo going through the process of plastification!"

Plastification by LoNNeTTTe March 4, 2010

Plastrification

A condition that occurs when a soldier from the "Plastic World" spends too much time in the "Real World". The soldier afflicted with this condition becomes paralyzed and grows a plastic base, ending up like the green army men commonly sold at toystores.

I got my collection of army men when a group of toy soldiers accidentally entered my world, in hopes of finding a lost ally. They were plastrified almost instantly and now spend all there days staring at my wall. That's Plastrification baby.

Plastrification by WHOUSE May 11, 2008

plasterification

The level to which you are plastered. Usually used after "a level of". Such as the "level of plasterification".

I can't even think about walking straight man. I must be at a new level of plasterification.

plasterification by The Dark Jester April 26, 2006