Dinner plates

A girl with huge nipples

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates

by -G123 November 15, 2018

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 30, 2018

Lube the plate

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair

Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave

by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018

Plate

Having something put on you. Such as a person kissing another unexpectedly. Then being the one kissed. Therefore being called a plate.

Oil you know Charlie, he’s a right plate.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

Plate

When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.

Oi you know Charlie, he’s a right plate. Wait until he kisses you.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.

Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.

by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019