5 definitions by Capitan Kirk

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Orange, said in a ghetto/trashy like manner.

An ass so big you could sit on it.

Makes saying gorgeous imposible, without sounding gay.

A sexual act involving 2 people, 1 member of the party lays upon the ground face up, mouth wide open. The other member stands above them and preforms the infamous pogo like sword stab used by Yoshimitsu, the difference here is the person uses their "Pork Sword."