phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

Big phat juicy fart

The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it

Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad

Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*

by Aquanae October 22, 2020

Phat Natters

A blonde girl who loves lolipops and always makes other late for the bus!

You are a Phat Natters

by dr.house February 11, 2010

Phat dip

When you nut in yo neighbours gurl. You finna hit a phat dip.

1.Bout to hit this girl then hit a phat dip.

by butttootfart May 24, 2018

Phat lip

When a girl gets punched, whacked, flicked or kicked in the pussy and the lips begin to swell and become sore

"Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a phat lip last night!"

"Did you punch her??"

"Yeah right in the pussy!"

by The_vigilante October 02, 2015

Phat Bird

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

bust a phat hurry

to go fast
get a move on

Bust a phat hurry, my parents will be home soon.

by Amarillo Sunrise April 12, 2016