pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025

Pantler

A portmanteau of "pants" and "antler" which refers to the random and embarrassing erections experienced by adolescent boys.

I walked through the middle school and was nearly killed by the smell of stale body odor from a bunch of boys sporting pantlers.

by Oppenheimer_U235 August 13, 2025

Paster

(n.) A coder who mostly copies and pastes other people's code instead of writing or understanding it themself. Often makes minimal tweaks, then claims the result as their own work.

“Don’t be a paster — learn how the function works before you paste it in.”

by Stackswise November 12, 2025

cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 15, 2009

Hate-paste

To ejaculate on someone's face, then rub it in in a derogatory fashion.

I jizzed on his wife's stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. Gotta love the hate-paste!

by Mcdeviant69 August 19, 2010

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

pram paste

A common colloquial for spunk.

I shot my hot pram paste all over her bum.

by willynilly September 28, 2013