Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Panda Pull

When you have a deep need for Panda Express.

Fuck living right off Cohasset, the Panda Pull is strong as FUCK right now.

by Panda Pull September 18, 2014

pandacist

When someone is selective towards pandas and not treating them equally

EWwww your panda is scary

Thats pandacist

by The Hybrid Asian February 24, 2015

panda bitch

A ratchet hoe with mascara running down her face from fake crying

Chantelliqua is such a panda bitch she always gets her way by tears

by bongbongcingchong February 1, 2016

panda bub

A girl with a chubby or cute face that has black hair and is white.(Colors of a panda)

James:"Sophie is such a panda bub."

by #LovePanda's July 28, 2016

panda queer

A gay asian

My Asian karate blackbelt friend is a panda queer.

Word? My Vietnamese neighbor is a panda queer too.

by SpicyWeiner58 March 20, 2017

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017