my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.

Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs

by BeatMeatRepeat May 8, 2023

Chocolate Pound Cake

When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.

Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.

by J.J.D. July 11, 2007

Ground Pound

to virouciously fuck on a concrete or wooden floor with no bias for the other persons safety. usually anally

Memme: are you Ground Pounding that dawg?
Tad: yea

by MastreM0O October 9, 2008

the mulisha pound

ingageing in sex as if u were in the metal mulisha or as if u were bro'ed out "u down for the mulisha pound " , u down for sex ?

u down for the mulisha pound

by siko August 8, 2006

pittsburgh pound-her

while pounding your girl doggy style pull out mid thrust and begin to fuck her ass while jerome bettis spikes a football on her back and smacks his dick off her face.

last night justin was giving his gf the pittsburgh pound-her while jerome bettis was wearing his super bowl ring! she was not happy.

by The Vulcan October 19, 2007

German Organ-Pound

A sex act in which one first removes anothers organ(s) and then uses it to pleasure the other person, be they male or female.

-Man, jane to german organ-pound in the morgue. I hope she's single!

-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.

by Jyran Damb June 11, 2006

Two-Pound Euro

A €2 coin, a throw back to the good old monetary system in Ireland, and then those european german/frog/belgian waffle cunts changed it all, replacing everything with coins. Coins for fuckin everything, and all of them the same fuckin size.

Do you have any two-pound euros

by Slim November 14, 2004