PMS

Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.

Usually occurs during the winter.

Guy: Man I wish I could go riding!

Other guy: I see you have PMS.

by JordanMn July 4, 2008

PMD

PMD stands for Post Masturbation Depression and it is the period of time after masturbation when there is no desire for sexual activites.

Girl: Hi, wanna shag me?
Man: No, fuck off, i have PMD.

by Scraggle July 5, 2010

PMS

PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine)
PACK MY SHIT (masculine)

No example necessary.

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

PMJ

Pungent mangina juices. A result of bad intimate hygiene. If left untreated over time it might have to be treated with a thorough scraping.

His PMJ was stinking up the entire boardroom and making the VP of marketing sick to his stomach.

by Lola Fudd May 1, 2006

Pmu

This One is For My Black People Cause We The Main Ones Saying In It Mean “Put Me Up” Like On A Situation Etc...

Tiara: This Bitch Just Tried Me

Mara: Girrlll Pmu !!!

by FinerThanWinee December 10, 2017

PMS tokens

One who is enraged to the point of resembling a women going through a menstrual cycle.

Tokens refer to a type of creature used in the popular trading card game, Magic.

Add the two together and you get an army of little heathens running across a battlefield raping, plundering, and burning you with large, blunt objects of considerable force.

"Dude, you totally just PMS'ed tokened me!"

"Ok, I better go before you whip out your PMS tokens."

Bob used his 99/99 PMS tokens on Steve. Steve ran away in fear of being overrun by small demons emanating from Bob's pores.

by Essbe August 30, 2005

pmslmao

Pissin' My Self Laughing My Arse Off

That joke was hilarious! im PMSLMAO!

by jodiebabes February 2, 2009