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PMS tokens

One who is enraged to the point of resembling a women going through a menstrual cycle.

Tokens refer to a type of creature used in the popular trading card game, Magic.

Add the two together and you get an army of little heathens running across a battlefield raping, plundering, and burning you with large, blunt objects of considerable force.
"Dude, you totally just PMS'ed tokened me!"

"Ok, I better go before you whip out your PMS tokens."

Bob used his 99/99 PMS tokens on Steve. Steve ran away in fear of being overrun by small demons emanating from Bob's pores.
by Essbe August 30, 2005
mugGet the PMS tokensmug.

jazz crackers

n.
groin, scrotum, balls, nutsack
"Jesus christ Joe! You just got slammed in your jazz crackers!"

"Oh god..I just got a good one to the jazz crackers..."
by Essbe August 30, 2005
mugGet the jazz crackersmug.

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