Kirsty Patterson

The Lesbian of UWE girls!

"Kirsty Patterson"
Charlie J James: Do you know K-Patz
Alex Bennett: Yeah isn't she the one that hangs round with the ultimate Don Danielle.
Charlie J James: think so heard she likes bare girldem.

by Girl212 December 7, 2012

Mrs Patterson

It’s just Mrs Patterson, do I really need to explain!

Mrs Patterson:You look like my grandad *dabs*

by Peter-File101 October 8, 2019

W Patterns

stock market: up and down zig-zaggy with 100% chances of profitable trade.

looks at that W Patterns on 4h candle!

by パパ活 June 8, 2022

Terminal holding pattern

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

by IndigoRed August 29, 2007

Scrotal Ridge Pattern

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table

"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"

by Vark50 January 12, 2022

Patera

Boat used of frequent from the clandestine ones to enter Spain

On this Patera he doesn't sail well

by Gold_Snake October 1, 2008

Patte du Var

A artistic sculpture in which one or more of the models breasts are bare/showing. Often time these sculptures are made entirely for the personal pleasure of the artist, however in today's times these seemingly useless displays of eroticism and extortion of the female body go for quite large sums on the black markets of England, America, and the Honduras.

Also reffered to as a "titty sculpture".

I was watching Antiques Roadshow today, some lady got a Patte du Var appraised for $ 15000! It was such a titty sculpture!.

by duhguyuwishwashur May 4, 2009