failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

dirty orgasm

to expel feces through the anus while reaching sexual climax.

by Jeff January 23, 2003

Music Orgasm

The so called orgasm you get when listening to music. This happens right before the chorus or your favourite part of the song.

John: "OMG I just had a music orgasm when Katey Perry Song (I Kissed a Girl) came on.
Fred: "Thats crazy dude me too"

by Lefan Markus February 22, 2009

1/8th orgasm

If a person sneezes, or suddenly pops out a severley unexpected shit - they can experiance 1/8th of an orgasm from the sheer fright and suprise of the moment.

'Oh my god Bruce, I just did a nasty shit and had 1/8th orgasm!!!!'

by Alexis the great January 6, 2009

Excitement orgasm

When you're so excited, you practically have an orgasm.

Jim: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWOO!

Bill: Jim, what the hell was that?

Jim: Sorry, I just had an excitement orgasm.

by hiimjess September 4, 2010

Lactate orgasm

The sensation, due to extremely strenuous exercise, when one's muscles temporarily stop burning and the entire limb starts pulsing in a rhythmical and sadistically pleasurable fashion.

"Oh man, I had a massive lactate orgasm in the last 500 of that ergo."

"I was bashing out 2x10 Miles on the bike and totally had a lactate orgasm in the second one."

by SkyWatchFarmer December 10, 2012

False Orgasm

A False Orgasm occurs when a man or a woman has the feeling to sneeze but is unable to do it, so they make a face that looks like they are having an orgasm.

Bob tried to sneeze, but he wasn't able to which caused him to have a False Orgasm.

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014