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fun prevention officer

A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.

Often referred to as an FPO.
I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!
by bananacrisp April 13, 2019
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beverage dissemination officer

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.
by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020
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Chief Head Officer

A woman (or more rarely a man) who finds him or herself near the top of the corporate ladder for no other reason than aptitude for performing and willingness to perform sexual favors.
Damn, that girl got the history department award, and is somehow president of the club the history teacher sponsors? She’ll make a fine Chief Head Officer someday.
by justlikemydearpapa July 28, 2021
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Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.
I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!
by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021
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Penguins Run the Office

"Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.
(Singer): "We run the office, penguins run the office"
(Normal person): "Please shut up"
by Cookieboy 2005 March 4, 2022
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Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
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Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.
“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
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