Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
by Nita81 October 17, 2011

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
by poopy tacito September 3, 2009

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022

Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014

by niggablacuz January 13, 2008

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007
