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Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!
by Nita81 October 17, 2011
mugGet the Couch Pattingmug.

Whore Couch

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.
by poopy tacito September 3, 2009
mugGet the Whore Couchmug.

couch chuggin

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.
by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022
mugGet the couch chugginmug.

Couch Games

When a group of friends or family get together and enjoy multiplayer gaming on a console.
Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.

This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014
mugGet the Couch Gamesmug.

couche face

when your face looks like a couche couchie head
by niggablacuz January 13, 2008
mugGet the couche facemug.

ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch
by Bhoulio September 29, 2010
mugGet the ass couchmug.

couch money

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."
by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007
mugGet the couch moneymug.

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