Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.

“Jessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burns”

by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026

Necrobeastialirapipedoincestphilia

a combination of all the worst traits a person has

man that guy in the list is a Necrobeastialirapipedoincestphilia

by Peopleperson 345 March 4, 2026

nearological disorder

A mentally-messed-up condition whereby you need fellow humans to give you lots of personal space.

Former Prez Nixon was infamously antisocial, often avoiding being around others during his "White House years". That being said, however, the infamous "Tricky Dick" wasn't exactly afflicted with full-blown nearological disorder, either, in that he seemed only too happy to hobnobbingly "scheme 'n' scam" with his "White House Plumbers" and other "crooked crony" political allies!

by QuacksO March 5, 2026

Nebraskan Butt-Bottle

The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.

Jerry: yo Donny you down for some Nebraskan butt-bottle?

Donny: hell yeah I’ll grab a straw!!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Nebraska admiral

"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.

As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.

by bitchuck June 8, 2025

Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025