Definitions by OfficiallyDrDubious

Mexican Bean Mash 

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

Mexican Bean Mash by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Nebraskan Butt-Bottle 

The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.

Jerry: yo Donny you down for some Nebraskan butt-bottle?

Donny: hell yeah I’ll grab a straw!!

Nebraskan Butt-Bottle by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Chicago Stir-Fry 

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

Chicago Stir-Fry by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.

Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?

Cocoa-Strudel by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Pudgy Fudgy 

The act of having anal intercourse with an abnormally large woman, too large in fact to properly maintain an acceptable level of hygiene enabling “left over feces.”

Roger: dude did Tyler take home that blubber brigade of a chick?

Tommy: dude he told me he’s fixing for a Pudgy Fudgy tonight!

Pudgy Fudgy by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025