"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
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Get the fucking my ass off mug.i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
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person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
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Get the rash in my ass mug.The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you”
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.
Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*
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