rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

MY ASS IS SCRATCHY

FUCKING HELP

IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP

by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023

My ass

Place you run to play in

The things he do to my ass… it hate sex

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

Kiss my black ass

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off

You all can go and kiss my black ass

by Dartsman180 January 12, 2022

Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.

"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"

by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023