Modern Warfare 2

A game set to be released on November 10, 2009.
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.

But hey, at least we get new guns...

TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam!!11"
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."

by The Bosssssssssssssssss October 27, 2009

Post-Post-Modern Feminist

A feminist who represents a stage of feministical development coming after post-modernism. Whatever the hell THAT means.

A mere post-modern feminist is capable of achieving the same dazzling heights of assholism as a POST-post-modern feminist.

Feminism as a whole has gotten a tremendous boost from post-modernism.

Feminism without post-modernism is pedestrian. WITH post-modernism it is driving a Ferrari.

by fidelbogen September 2, 2004

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.

(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)

Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!

Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)

Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!

Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.

(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops

Player 1: hey man

Player 2: hey whats up?

Player 3: shut up

Player 1: ? what?

Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.

by its cause im black, isent it. June 29, 2011

Mordecai

New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.

Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.

by Kain May 23, 2004

Molder

"Molder" is a typo that KFC made that let him and Rudo to create that very word. We believe that it is some kind of sex word. Well, it simply sounds like it and fits well in a conversation. It can also means nothing at all. It's just THAT polyvalent.

My mom molders me at night.
I molder my friends when they're not looking.
I molder myself.

by The real Rudo not imposter October 2, 2008

Election year moderate

A politician, usually an ultraconservative, fascist Republican, but occasionally an ultraliberal, who pretends to take moderate positions on important political issues during an election year. Once elected, this politician will suddenly forget his or her campaign promises and govern from the fringes.

Election year moderates from the far right: Rick Santorum (latin for Asshole); George W. Bush; from the far left: George McGovern (1972)

by Stop the Pendulum August 9, 2006

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or CoDMN2 will be coming out Monday November 10 2009 in the US. It is an INFINITY WARD game just like Call of Duty 4. It is not Call of Duty 5 Modern Warfare 2. It is CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2!!! Not even Call of Duty 6. That's not really right to call it that.

-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6

-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

-y should I call it that

-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way

by Davidsta March 28, 2009