massive tits

The ultimate reward of a long journey of socially awkward conversations or fake dick pics.

Dude, that chick I fucked last night had massive tits.

by BigDickBazuso January 27, 2018

Massimo

Massimo a good basketball player he is the coolest guy you’ll meet he has so much many and is known for his good looks.

Hey was up

It’s Massimo

by I basketball god 2009-2019 yee September 2, 2019

Messiah

A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.

1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??

2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.

3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..

by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010

Massimo

A HOT ITALIAN GUY THAT SUPPORTS ENGLAND HAS A FREIND THAT IS CALLED MARCUS AND VERY GOOD AT CRICKET ALSO HAS A FREIND CALLED CHARLIE R WHO IS AVERAGE AT EVERYTHING

Wow he is such a massimo

by YaYaTore February 8, 2017

messican

under-minimum wage lawnmowing person,. does not do well when put in contact with anything even remotely involving education

07:37 (@piggy): you lawn mowing messican
07:37 (@piggy): where you been?
07:37 (@evilfr3ak): well school is hella hard

by mvz January 3, 2004

Massive Action Game

A PS3 exclusive game made by Zipper Interactive that supports up to 256 actual players in one match, released January 26th, 2010. It was a great game when released, just needed a few glitches fixed. However, then Zipper decided to put out patches that ultimately, ruined the game. The game boasts 128v128 action, but is broken down into 4 platoons of 32v32, so you never really see anymore than that. The game's low player count is mostly due to the fact that the game is heavily imbalanced. The game is set with 3 faction that you can pick from, you can only play for your faction you pick. Each faction has it's own map to defend/guns/looks/etc. The faction "S.V.E.R." has been imbalanced since the start of the game. With the easiest maps to defend, strongest weapons, it's well known that this is the faction Zipper caters to most in their game. Because of the imbalance of this game, that is why the population of the game is so low now, 1yr after it's release (Not even 1 full year, yet)

Bob: "Hey, you like MAG?"
Joe: "MAG? Massive Action Game? That game with 256 players?"
Bob: "Yeah, it's fun."
Joe: "Pfft, yeah; if you're on S.V.E.R."

by TruthAboutMAG December 29, 2010

massive

generally describes something / someone good, cool, sound,
someone you're mates with. can be used
in place of phrases such as "mate".
can be used similar to the phrase
legend when describing someone, comedical effect.

"massive!? alright?"
"you alright massive?"

"went to this gig the other night, it was pure massive"


"orrr he's a legend him = orrr he's massive him"

by northern comedy crew August 18, 2008