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two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).
Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.
by the skizzow September 4, 2003
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For A Minute

A span of time not specified as short or long
Shit ain't been the same for a minute
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Minutemen

All American organization, but with some restrictions. These are the requirements:

1- You have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your job that´s why you are a minuteman.
2- You MUST hate mexicans and brown skin people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (Don´t let em´fool you around).
3- You have to live in the woods.
4- You have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions).
5- You have to be fat, ugly, grown beard.
6- You gotta have German or Northern European Heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re Aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a Neo- Nazi organization after 3 months and get extra welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for crack, hehehe!!!)
7- You must have knowledge of geography. You know basics... America is a continent, Mexico another one, and Canada is another one, and Alaska is a country (don´t know where the fuck´s at!)... and Europe is in the north of the US, I mean America( I don´t know why people call it US anyway) and.. wait a second Canada is down south right?. Well fuck it!

P.S: We watch the "Jerry Springer Show" on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the American Society. If you miss the show you won´t be allowed to participate in our meeting (No Exceptions... AGAIN!!)

GOD BLESS THE MINUTEMAN!!! (Please God Mercyyyyyyy!!!!)
MINUTEMEN: On today´s meeting we want your Neo Nazi party to join us to wipe Mexicans off America.
NEO NAZI leader: Take all your smelly ass people and your crackhead ass out of my hall you fucking jerry springer fan motherfucker!
MINUTEMEN: But my grandpa was German and...
NEO NAZI: You wish ugly ass hick, go back home eat your grits and git r´done minute fuckman!!!!!!!!
by Aldillo July 22, 2007
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4 minute abs

something very funny that makes you laugh so vigorously that it is as if you are excercising in hopes of getting abs.
Oh my god, the products in that catalogue aimed at senior citizens were 4 minute abs!
by goby's old man's sister November 7, 2007
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totes minotes

another way of saying totes magotes, but a cooler way of spelling
Jack: good talk
Emily: totes minotes
by lax196 November 2, 2011
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New York minute

Really fast, lickety-split; just ask me and I'll jump on it.
I can whip up some martinis in a New York minute.
by octopod December 6, 2003
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one-minute

On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.
Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!
by Lynese March 5, 2006
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