milf hunter

A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box until your hear the lips go "squishy squishy".

Anytime anyones mom get's porked

by neil comming straight with the pemeal July 11, 2003

milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007

Milf Juice

The traces of milk that come out of a MILF's nipples when you give her tits a good squeezing and sucking. This generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth.

I just love it when my MILF girlfriend keeps lactating. When I suck her gorgeous little titties and see that white creamy milf juice come out it makes me want to spunk up all over her chest.

by Lee 'scratch and sniff' Perry October 9, 2006

milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.

Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.

by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009

MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

by Mike & Jack May 15, 2006