mildew

A word used as a replacement of the word "awkward" when "awkward" has been overused in the conversation.

Lindsay: Bill did you just lick Justin?
Bill: Umm...
Justin: Uhh...
Katie: Mildew...

by Billium August 15, 2006

Milf

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane

by brazzers June 23, 2010

Mildreth

Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.

Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRETH! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRETH is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"

by BIBi09 December 19, 2016

MILF

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

by Roger Anderssen March 20, 2019

Mild High Club

A dream pop and indie band known for their 2016 song “Homage”, which became viral in March 2020 (?)

Mild High Club Is my favourite band!

by thecharacterwannie August 27, 2022

turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

by Annonymous Sasquatch February 28, 2009

J.Milf

A Jewish Milf.

Nigella Lawson is such a J.Milf

by Blanche Devero October 25, 2012