Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

low life player

Use girls over and over again.

"Matt is such a low life player; he only wanted sex and after I found out, he kept doing the same thing!"

by An Helpful Person April 21, 2016

low battery mode

When a person got way too fucked up and has to work so uses the least amount of brain to survive through the day

Alyce got to' up off that Patron last night, she's at work today in low battery mode. slumped hungover hangover throwed lit jawn

by DBRLHOE December 1, 2016

Low Blow

The act of giving head to someone whose height does not exceed 5ft 5in (i.e. Dominic Campione)

Friend 1 -"Hey man, check out this video."
Friend 2 -"Damn Claire, thats a low blow."

by Lucas Woolhouse February 3, 2018

Low five

The act of grabbing a woman by the pussy

The president gives women low fives.

by Schtuff February 17, 2018

low barrier shelter

A shelter that allows high or drunk people in at any time during operating hours. Behave and they can stay. Misbehave, time to go. The barriers to getting in are low.

I sent the drunk lady to the low barrier shelter.

by Igvasgdasigt February 21, 2018

low gravity

An out of this world sex position in which the male jumps and mounts on the females shoulders whilest shes sucking on his shlong until he cums down her throat

Me and my girl just did a low gravity and it felt like I was on a swing while sticking my dick in a watermelon

by X_Low_Gravity_Master69_X November 17, 2020