human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole
Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!
by Schtuff March 21, 2018
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Low five

The act of grabbing a woman by the pussy
The president gives women low fives.
by Schtuff February 17, 2018
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