Definitions by Schtuff

human centipeding 

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole

Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!

human centipeding by Schtuff April 2, 2018

Low five 

The act of grabbing a woman by the pussy

The president gives women low fives.

Low five by Schtuff February 17, 2018