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Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
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left handed fork 

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
left handed fork by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Left nut 

I can’t feel my left nut
Left nut by PEANUT_1211 February 27, 2019

Left On Donut 

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..
Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut
Left On Donut by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

Left On Donut 

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..
Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut
Left On Donut by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

left on heart 

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.
"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"
left on heart by TechBaffle May 19, 2019