long island iced tea

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)

I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.

by kev-dog July 6, 2004

party logs

When you attend a party at a random house, and you go into a room and shit on the floor.

Who the fuck left these stinking party logs here?!?!?

by PD2 February 2, 2006

longboard

Any surfboard that is more than 3' longer than the rider is defined as a Lonboard by the Hawaians.

HOWEVER - it is more the state of mind.

Longboarding is about the soul, expression and The Glide. Where shortboarders beat each other for the waves and perform aggresive moves to carve up the water, you will almost certainly find a longboarder behind them, contemplating their surroundings, taking in the view and with a huge grin on their face.
Add another longboarder and you have a friend with a common goal; glide, float, dance and shimy on the board using your board and your body together - swap stories of shortboarders scattering in your wake and the time you soul arched hanging ten for 20 seconds at Jeffries..
Longboarding is the original soul of original surf culture.

Man I was out the other day on my 10'4" longboard and the waves were 2' and clean - best waves I ever had - shortboarders couldn't catch 'em - have you ever seen a Longboader whinge that there is no surf?

by Angus Murray October 30, 2005

Long Island

I was born and raised on Long Island...I love it, but it's just a shame that the cost is rising so damn high...the gangs are becoming more noticeable..and if you aren't wealthy or on welfare..you might as well start thinking about moving ...I would also like to add, that I noticed many people claiming that Bay Shore is like a "ghetto"..with drugs on every corner, $10 blows ..etc...I have lived in Bay Shore for 39 years..and you are way off...Yes, it does have the bad sections of town, but it also has it's extremely wealthy areas as well.. I don't see these so-called $10 blow jobs on the corners..maybe at a train station once in a blue moon years back but those people are not seen around anymore...Maybe some of you who have stated about the "blow job queens" and drug users on every corner don't notice the ones you have because they are better hidden underneath fancier clothes? I may not choose certain towns for myself to live but I certainly don't call them "ghettos" or slums....

Some towns in Long Island may not be to another's liking but don't label them as trashy

by Dawnmarie November 9, 2006

longage

its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness

Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage

by jklmn January 14, 2008

long john silver

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

Oh Long Johnson

Made popular by a talking cat, it is an expression made to show exasperation or surprise.

Alternatively, it can be used after you tell a joke. Like a "oh, snap!" type of thing.

Guy 1: "Have you paid the rent yet?"
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson...nope I haven't yet."

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Jill is going to be at the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, but that's cool."
Guy 1: "I heard she's single now."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson..."

by Sociopanda January 14, 2012