fuck knucklery

To fool around on an epic level. To make a fool of ones self. Making a grand idiot of yourself to get a laugh. Screwing around.

Tom made such fuck knucklery of himself that he almost got fired. But he was so hilarious.

by BILLSKI421 June 10, 2014

Fuck Knuckle

Someone who is intensely stupid, useless, or just plain ignorant.

"You can't clean a toilet with a rake, you stupid fuck knuckle"

by MichaelMayfall December 29, 2014

Ugandan Cum Knuckle

The Ugandan cum knuckle is a sexual act where during sex you ask your partner if they "Know Da' Wae", and if they do not "Know Da' Wae" you punch them in the face with a fist full of CUM.

She didn't Know Da' Wae, so i gave her the old Ugandan Cum Knuckle.

by Ancient Armadillo September 27, 2018

Knuckleball

A baseball pitch which follows an unpredictable path. Very difficult for batters to hit and pitchers to throw. Only a handful of pitchers in the major league actually utilize it.

Tim Wakefield Throws the knuckleball so good, it literally corkscrews.

by Lutzie October 7, 2009

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

knuckle dragger

A strong or stupid person. Like someone on steroids or a caveman that can only grunt to communicate.

Call off your knuckle-draggers. Justin will pay you whatever you want.

Justin is a knuckle dragger. He believes everything on the internet is fact.

by Lagz November 6, 2013

knuckle fucker

This is someone that is too stupid to be a Jackoff.

Biff is such a Knuckle Fucker, he can't get anything right!

by JZ Blozzini February 28, 2008