josh beaty

Mythical marsupial that has been known to give blowjobs for pickle jobs.

"I just had this weird marsupial offer to blow me for a pickle shot."

"Yeah right, I know that the Josh Beaty doesn't exist."

by Sneeze Lady October 28, 2013

josh lowe

Josh lowe is a freshman at south shore votech. He's a prostitute, pot head, occasionally a crack head, and loves Bri Crowley and Olivia Buckley so much. K bye felicia stay fierce josh don't love these hoes

Who's that kid?
Josh lowe

by swaggy swaggaroo November 20, 2013

Josh Sim

poo poo bong head nigger jew isis terrorist bellend cunt shithead 10/10 Mum #caroline gets chains is butters

lool u look like josh sim

by banterboyyyy July 5, 2016

Josh

Guy with no chin. Looks like sid the sloth.

Hey is that josh? Gotta be he has no chin

by NicklausM February 27, 2017

Josh

There is a process to knowing Josh! At first glance you would see how just, masculine and sexy he is! He has almond eyes.. Black hair.. A chiseled jawline.. and he is so ripped.. His testosterone levels rip off your panties without him touching you. He is such a smooth talker! But, when you get to talk to him, you realize that, he isnt like that.. You will see how fun of a guy he is! Some people call him talkative and reckless, but thats because he just wants to make people feel better! He always starts the conversation and will leave you laughing and smiling. When you get to know him even more, you find out how caring and compassionate he is! He loves anime, KPOP, writing songs, and making friends! All guys wanna be him, and all girls want to be with him! He is such an awesome guy! The very thought of him leaves girls breathless. When you enter into a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, he makes you feel like the only girl in the world. You would never want to leave him.. and he compliments you daily. The more you get to know him, the more softspoken and sweet he becomes. And when you REALLY GET TO KNOW HIM. He has an 8in cock! He will ONLY use it on the girl of his dreams! But before he does that, he uses his tongue!! Ahh, Josh. I love you.

Common words used by Josh:

"Hia there!"
"How are you?"
"What?"
"Thats what she said"
"I'm here for you.."
"If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind, I would have 1 star.. because you never leave my mind"
"Hey dude, be a gentleman, let the lady pass"
"I LOVE BTS!!"
"I LOVE NARUTO!"
"My eyes are so small xD"
"Be safe oki?"

Ahh Josh.. I love you so much. And if you are a girl, you should too

by RandomGurl110 September 25, 2017

Josh

That one kid in your group who hacks at Pokémon Go.

Dude, Don’t be a Josh. Hacking takes all the fun out of the game!

by NoTaFaN923 October 18, 2017

Josh turner

A guy who is trustworthy mad at football can't clever. Normally the have a nice personality and can get angry with fake ass ppl. You need a person like him.

The josh turner is a mad ting idk...

by Lamaj786 October 23, 2017