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heck of a job

How well one does at blowing high ranking Republican officials. Swallowing is a must. Usually results in an appointment as bureau chief of some federal agency. Must achieve this score at least twice to head become Attorney General.
Dubya rated Brownie's fantastic hummer on national television. "Heck of a job," Dubya proclaimed, and Brownie beamed like Thomas the Tank Engine. Normally this would mean CEO of some defense or drug company at the end of the administration, but unfortunately it was during the Katrina disaster. Brownie's chances for that were severely curtailed. Not that Brownie minded, but he would have to receive his perks through the back door.
by Wisk January 17, 2008
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Rim Job

The act of kissing and licking someone's asshole
Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
by SlopNChop February 25, 2018
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clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003
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Rum Job

The official mixed drink of IGN's The Knockin' Boots podcast; made with orange crush or orange sunkist soft drink & Captain Morgan's rum
Daemon: Hey Greg, please make me a drink.

Greg: You want a Rum Job?

Daemon: I want a Rum Job
by BraapBraap! December 4, 2011
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Pacific Rim Job

Receiving a rim job while watching the movie Pacific Rim.
"Dude, I went to see the movie Pacific Rim with my girlfriend and she gave me a Pacific Rim Job."
by Kaiju in the face May 23, 2014
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Shower Job

Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".

Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"

Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".
by Bella Maree July 5, 2010
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harsh hand job

A variation of the classic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect penis in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. The harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man's legs or backwards with her buttocks facing the man in an almost "reverse cowgirl" position.
"I got caught going through my girlfriend's roomate's used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out I had to submit to a harsh hand job. She kept getting me hard then smacking my dick while scolding me for being a pervert. I never ejaculated so much in my life."
by achingjohnson December 30, 2011
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