Jewish Nightcap

The foreskin of a jew.

BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP

by Junsta August 20, 2010

jewish pillow fight

When jews go balls out and whack a chick in the eyes with their nutsacks until she agrees to shut the fuck up.. then argue over how to get into the club with which discount pass and who is paying.

Dude...I am so sick of the bitch whining about her birthday dinner, lets fuckin jewish pillow fight this hairyass cunt and then figure out who pays tonight.

by crackylacky October 18, 2013

Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.

You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!

by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

Jebson

Son of a jeb. Jeb = abbrev. of jeb end, referring to tip of a penis

You can't not look like a jebson in one of those zero-gravity office chairs

by R.K.Danicic January 30, 2017

Jewish Fucking Guy

"Jewish Fucking Guy" also known as "Burn All Jews" is a term that was used by the infamous Adolf Hitler in the early 1940's when he held innocent Jewish people in concentration camps.

Jewish fucking guy.

by JoeBlowMoe March 7, 2017

jemise

Generous,caring,inspiring, and an overall nice person

I love you your such a jemise

by Asdyzogcuofyosjgzkgoyddoy May 17, 2018