jake

a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.

wow, he is a jake...not a kade.

by jadeliciousdamn April 3, 2009

Jake PIP Extraordinaire

An individual with no real value or use. Chewing with their mouth open and pick their nose (public or private) are common practices. One enjoys wearing jorts (jean shorts), a red helmet, and roller skates while cruising around Central Park. This mystical creature never cleans and is continuously flagellating. Additionally, an argument thats consist of the idiotic dismissal tactic seems to be unavoidable with this person. This childish booger chasing individual always attempt to be the loudest one in the room by screaming "oh yea" on a daily basis. Lastly, he is a misshapen in terms of the usual human body, as he bears a striking resemblance to a pear.

Jake PIP Extraordinaire is that guy that is always drunk, loud, gross, awkward and think he is cut even though he resembles Mr. Potato Head. In his defense he is an amazing botanist. We have never seen anyone keep flowers alive longer than him.

Nick Names: Mikey Manners, PIP, Frogger, Sloth, Booger, Kermit, M&M, Old Jake, Middle Aged Jake, Gay Jake, and DC

by Snake's Lounge June 1, 2009

Jake Gyllenhaal Style

It's the act of anal sex performed after spitting on your hands a few time for lubrication.

I was with the this guy last night and we ran out of KY, so I just told him to go Jake Gyllenhaal style. it hurt sooooo bad!

by Janpier October 3, 2011

Jake Paul

A dumbass piece of shit who's rich for posting stupid vlogs and cancerous shit that he calls a song.

Wow, he's such a dumbass.

He's a Jake Paul!

by fingeryourownbutthole October 14, 2017

Jake Paul

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding .

Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.

Son: Oh god, I am a Jake Pauler! *starts to dab on dem haters.
Me: Welp. I failed. *cocks gun

by BLAZENTHECHRISTMASPOO December 27, 2017

Jake paul

Jake paul is a sad fucking bitch who needs to get a life and stop sing/raping because his is crap at it he has ended with no life he should quit

JakePaul: what's up Jake pauler

Random person: fuck you

by LizaDaGirl January 21, 2018

Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is what Jake Paul calls his 8 year old fans. No one likes these autists as even their families want to disown them. These Jake Paulers are cringy as fuck and like to be dickheads to anyone who is not a retarded follower of Jake Paul. They like to dab on "haters", (dabbing has been dead for years kys) and get bullied at school. Fuck the jake Paulers.

Little Jimmy: "Im a Jake Pauler, dab on the haters!"
Jimmy's dad: "Son, how old are you again, are you old enough to leave the house yet?"
Little Jimmy: "Im 8 dad!"
Jimmy's dad: "What, you said you were 18? Get the fuck out."

by WhetOne May 29, 2018