Janpier's definitions

Jake Gyllenhaal Style

It's the act of anal sex performed after spitting on your hands a few time for lubrication.

I was with the this guy last night and we ran out of KY, so I just told him to go Jake Gyllenhaal style. it hurt sooooo bad!

by Janpier October 3, 2011

Bottle Ugly

When a chick or dude is so ugly that even looking at her or him through your 8th beer bottle you can tell they are still ugly.

Damn see that girl there?
Yeah she's bottle ugly
That's my girlfriend! Her name is Shay

by Janpier October 3, 2011