Big J

Jesus

Big J died for us on the cross, dude's awesome.

by Lucariokid November 13, 2016

j-bo

to insert something in the rear end

to get poned by something

wow, i got j-boed last night

that test j-boed me

by jonathanboandthedoodalacrew October 17, 2006

J Peterman

From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.

Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.

(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)

"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

PB and J

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.

Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...

by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009

J down

When you spit your game at a female .

A that girl across the street look good go J down on her.

by SiR CHARLS March 22, 2009

Ray J

Ray J is a black rapper born on January 17, 1981. His name can be used as an insult to a black person who sucks at rapping, or someone who is soon to get herpes from some disgusting bitch (ie Kim Kardashian). Can also signify a black man with an unhealthy obsession with big booties, which causes them to do stupid things (ie sleep with Kim Kardashian). Finally, it can also mean a black man who tries to profit off of doing stupid things (ie selling the tape of him sleeping with Kim Kardashian).

Person 1: "Damn, look at that white girl's booty man!"
Person 2: "Now c'mon man, don't go all Ray J on me."

by enkay16 September 1, 2009

J-turn

A defensive driving and automotive stunt maneuver which starts by quickly driving a car backwards, then suddenly turning the car left or right. This causes the car to swing around so it is now facing and moving forward, in which case the driver can quickly shift into a forward gear and drive away.

More commonly performed as an actual defensive driving technique than the Bootleg Turn because it is relatively easier to execute and can be applied more readily.

Also called a Moonshiner's Turn, for its use by bootleggers in the Prohibition era alongside maneuvers like the Bootleg Turn, and also called a Rockford, for its frequent usage on the UK TV show, "The Rockford Files."

Any good stuntman should know how to J-turn.

by Airrider October 10, 2009